You are an immortal cockroach in a suburban kitchen. The family is asleep. The cat is on patrol. The breakfast is laid out. None of this should survive your morning.
WASD scuttle around the kitchen
SPACE jump — much higher than physically reasonable
L-CLICK whip antennae — yanks small objects toward you
R call the swarm — 4 allies, scatters enemies (60s cooldown)
E ride the cat (touch the cat first, before it lunges)
SHIFT sprint at unhinged speed
bug war: brown recluses patrol, the cat hunts in waves. 11 trophies await. 3 hearts. die: lose a life. zero lives: respawn at nest.