WASD scuttle
SPACE jump (BIG)
L-CLICK antenna whip
R call the swarm
E ride cat (when touching)
SHIFT sprint
E enter/exit basement vent
C recruit (hold near low-HP recluse)
Achievement Unlocked
ยท
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lives 3
R: swarm ready
trophies 0/58 ยท 0

BUG MARKET

๐Ÿž 0 crumbs ยท earn by chaos
summons
boosts
premium pack
TAB toggles ยท all premium items unlocked free for prototype; prices preview the future model
v1 prototype ยท daytime kitchen

ROACH
SIMULATOR

be the bug. break the breakfast.

You are an immortal cockroach in a suburban kitchen. The family is asleep. The cat is on patrol. The breakfast is laid out. None of this should survive your morning.

WASD scuttle around the kitchen
SPACE jump โ€” much higher than physically reasonable
L-CLICK whip antennae โ€” yanks small objects toward you
R call the swarm โ€” 4 allies, scatters enemies (60s cooldown)
E ride the cat (touch the cat first, before it lunges)
SHIFT sprint at unhinged speed
your hat
๐ŸŽ‰
PARTY HAT
free
๐ŸŽฉ
TOP HAT
$0.99
โš’๏ธ
VIKING
$1.99
๐ŸŒถ๏ธ
SOMBRERO
$0.99
๐Ÿšง
TRAFFIC CONE
$1.99
๐Ÿš
PROPELLER
$2.99

all hats unlocked for prototype playtest. prices preview the future model.

brown recluses, mice, dog, spider, ants, wasps, exterminator, MANTIS + recruit your own gang. 4 rooms (kitchen, bathroom, basement, +). 58 trophies. day/night cycle. Q-abilities.. press TAB any time for the bug market.