You are an immortal cockroach in a suburban kitchen. The family is asleep. The cat is on patrol. The breakfast is laid out. None of this should survive your morning.
WASD scuttle around the kitchen
SPACE jump — much higher than physically reasonable
L-CLICK whip antennae — yanks small objects toward you
E ride the cat (touch the cat first)
SHIFT sprint at unhinged speed
earn 8 trophies for chaos achievements. ride the cat. tip the milk. survive the toilet.