WASD scuttle
SPACE jump (BIG)
L-CLICK antenna whip
R call the swarm
E ride cat (when touching)
SHIFT sprint
Achievement Unlocked
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lives 3
R: swarm ready
trophies 0/15
v1 prototype · daytime kitchen

ROACH
SIMULATOR

be the bug. break the breakfast.

You are an immortal cockroach in a suburban kitchen. The family is asleep. The cat is on patrol. The breakfast is laid out. None of this should survive your morning.

WASD scuttle around the kitchen
SPACE jump — much higher than physically reasonable
L-CLICK whip antennae — yanks small objects toward you
R call the swarm — 4 allies, scatters enemies (60s cooldown)
E ride the cat (touch the cat first, before it lunges)
SHIFT sprint at unhinged speed
your hat
🎉
PARTY HAT
free
🎩
TOP HAT
$0.99
⚒️
VIKING
$1.99
🌶️
SOMBRERO
$0.99
🚧
TRAFFIC CONE
$1.99
🚁
PROPELLER
$2.99

all hats unlocked for prototype playtest. prices preview the future model.

bug war: brown recluses patrol, the cat hunts in waves, mice distract the cat. 14 trophies await. 3 hearts. die: lose a life. zero lives: respawn at nest.