TAB toggles · all premium items unlocked free for prototype; prices preview the future model
v1 prototype · daytime kitchen
ROACH SIMULATOR
be the bug. break the breakfast.
You are an immortal cockroach in a suburban kitchen. The family is asleep. The cat is on patrol. The breakfast is laid out. None of this should survive your morning.
WASD scuttle around the kitchen
SPACE jump — much higher than physically reasonable
L-CLICK whip antennae — yanks small objects toward you
R call the swarm — 4 allies, scatters enemies (60s cooldown)
E ride the cat (touch the cat first, before it lunges)
SHIFT sprint at unhinged speed
your hat
🎉
PARTY HAT
free
🎩
TOP HAT
$0.99
⚒️
VIKING
$1.99
🌶️
SOMBRERO
$0.99
🚧
TRAFFIC CONE
$1.99
🚁
PROPELLER
$2.99
all hats unlocked for prototype playtest. prices preview the future model.
brown recluses, mice, dog, spider, ants, wasps, exterminator + new bathroom zone — 7 bug factions + 2 hazards + 2 rooms. 26 trophies. press TAB any time for the bug market.