WASD scuttle
SPACE jump (BIG)
L-CLICK antenna whip
R call the swarm
E ride cat (when touching)
SHIFT sprint
Achievement Unlocked
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β™₯ β™₯ β™₯
lives 3
R: swarm ready
trophies 0/26 Β· 0

BUG MARKET

🍞 0 crumbs · earn by chaos
summons
boosts
premium pack
TAB toggles Β· all premium items unlocked free for prototype; prices preview the future model
v1 prototype Β· daytime kitchen

ROACH
SIMULATOR

be the bug. break the breakfast.

You are an immortal cockroach in a suburban kitchen. The family is asleep. The cat is on patrol. The breakfast is laid out. None of this should survive your morning.

WASD scuttle around the kitchen
SPACE jump β€” much higher than physically reasonable
L-CLICK whip antennae β€” yanks small objects toward you
R call the swarm β€” 4 allies, scatters enemies (60s cooldown)
E ride the cat (touch the cat first, before it lunges)
SHIFT sprint at unhinged speed
your hat
πŸŽ‰
PARTY HAT
free
🎩
TOP HAT
$0.99
βš’οΈ
VIKING
$1.99
🌢️
SOMBRERO
$0.99
🚧
TRAFFIC CONE
$1.99
🚁
PROPELLER
$2.99

all hats unlocked for prototype playtest. prices preview the future model.

brown recluses, mice, dog, spider, ants, wasps, exterminator + new bathroom zone β€” 7 bug factions + 2 hazards + 2 rooms. 26 trophies. press TAB any time for the bug market.